Village · 656 residents
Good · better than 2 in 10 villages
Check Local Score out of 100 · 60 is typical for the country
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Upton Warren scores 56/100 overall, which the scorecard rates as good — 60 is typical for the country.
It stands out for safety (74).
It scores lowest on health (25).
Scores come from official data on safety, schools, transport, prices, health, food & drink and the local environment, for Upton Warren in West Midlands, each measured against the national average.
Upton Warren is the kind of place where the houses do the talking rather than the shopfronts — semi-detached and detached homes on quiet plots, no shopfronts to speak of at all, and a population so small you could plausibly know most of the street names by year two. It reads as settled rather than transient: a median age well above the national norm, and a rhythm that suggests people move here and stay, not pass through.
The practical picture is straightforward rather than convenient. There's no dense run of rail stations or bus stops to lean on — six transport stops in total — so this is a place you drive from, not commute out of casually. Schooling is thin on the ground too: the one sample entry, RGS Dodderhill, is an independent school rather than a state option, which tells you families here are as likely to be paying for education as relying on the local authority for it. Housing is unambiguous — freehold semis and detacheds dominate every sale, and at a median of £357,500 you're paying a premium over both the Wychavon district figure and the regional average, in a county where the top end of the market (RGS Dodderhill included) shapes the character of who buys in.
Green space is scarce in the official count — just a fraction of a hectare logged — which matches the feel of a village built around private gardens and the surrounding Worcestershire countryside rather than a park with a gate and a bench. There's no cluster of restaurants or named food venues here either; this isn't a place you go out in, it's a place you come home to. Safety is where the numbers genuinely surprise: despite violent and sexual offences making up the largest single share of a modest crime count, the overall safety grade sits at the top of the scale, and it's held flat rather than drifting either way — worth noting precisely because it's the one figure that doesn't match the sleepy-village picture at a glance, though the raw count (58 incidents across a year, in a population under 800) is small enough that a handful of cases can swing the percentages.
This suits people who've already decided they want space and quiet over convenience — households with a car, older buyers, or those already sending children to independent schools rather than searching for a state alternative on the doorstep. It's less suited to anyone counting on a rail commute or a walkable high street; those pieces simply aren't part of what Upton Warren offers, and no amount of house-price comparison will change that trade-off.
Data last updated: 19 October 2026
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